Monday, April 21, 2008

Lars and the Real Girl


In a small, nondescript Midwestern town, Lars Lindstrom (Ryan Gosling) lives alone in the garage of his family home. His timid nature and lack of social skills isolate him from his peers, including his brother Gus (Paul Schneider) and pregnant sister-in-law, Karen (Emily Mortimer). Everyone is surprised when Lars brings home a ‘friend’ he found online, Bianca, but much to the disappointment of his friends and family, Bianca is no ordinary woman; she is a Real Doll™, an incredibly lifelike (and expensive) sex toy.

After Lars is diagnosed as suffering from delusions, Gus and Karen are able to rally support from the initially reluctant town. Bianca’s life is quickly filled with appointments, volunteer work and well-wishing visitors. Instead of ridiculing Lars, the town is surprisingly supportive of his relationship and goes out of their way to make the couple feel comfortable. At the same time, Lars and Bianca both receive treatment from the local doctor (Patricia Clarkson), revealing Lars’s painful past and present inability to deal with physical affection.

For Craig Gillespie’s directorial debut, Lars and the Real Girl is impressive. Gillespie sensitively deals with the somewhat awkward subject matter. It is touching without feeling forced and sappy. The film is beautifully shot; very simple yet each frame captures something special, demonstrating Gillespie’s eye for detail.

Gosling gives a pretty remarkable performance as Lars. He perfectly portrays every minor nuance of the character, from a nervous eye twitch to his softly spoken demeanour. Paul Schneider and Emily Mortimer also give understated performances, which add to the film’s beauty.

The only problem with this quirky film is that it hasn’t managed to gain a wide release, so check your local art-house cinema for session times or purchase it online.

For those who are interested in Real Dolls and the kind of people who purchase them, Nick Holt’s documentary Guys and Dolls (2007) is worth watching. Holt interviews four men and their silicon sweethearts and looks at the production and success of Real Dolls. Slightly awkward and a little sad. You can watch it for free on Google Video.


By Steph

Sunday, April 20, 2008

SUPERSTAR


Zohara from Castle Hill

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Friday, April 18, 2008

TEETH Poetry

Captain Manwitch
Makes a sandwich
Puts it in a bowl
And smokes it.

I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin & fuck with the stars















Let's get out of Sydney.


Title - lyrics by MGMT (Time to Pretend)
Photos by ANNIE LY.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

SUPERSTAR

Felix from Petersham

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

3pm


A red haired girl reads the Herald. A boy in black smokes a menthol cigarette. A voice from another continent says something irrelevant and someone laughs. Coffee drinkers rush past. Rain falls lightly. These faces, they exist just for a moment.

Photo by ANNIE LY.
Words by Ivana Rnjak.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

SUPERSTAR

Meggs from Enmore

Rhymes About the Times





I exist in a world of ticket machines and five cent coins with bad weather and worse people, just another hungry stomach growling for more in this copyrighted, patented and trademarked world where everything can be sold and bought and traded and raped and where everyone is searching for a soul they lost the other day, talking about how absolute power corrupts absolutely but forgetting who they’re quoting and whose face they’re printing on oversized, overpriced t-shirts, trying to write rhymes about the times like a Bob Dylan lyric but unable, too dipped in downtown problems of pulled triggers and lit cigars, and still hoping a martyr figure hasn’t forgotten us.

Photography by Sagan Culph.
Words by Ivana Rnjak.

Seven

She says murder on Monday.
They say shut your mouth and turn away.

She jumps off the roof on Tuesday.
Her arm breaks in three places and she doesn’t scream.

She takes a bite out of a cloud on Wednesday.
It is tasteless but burns in her throat.

She dances with lightning on Thursday.
It calls her Suzie and she hitches up her skirt.

She runs with wolves on Friday.
They lick her wounds clean and she lures in the prey.

She says saviour on Saturday.
They say play careful dear and pat her hand.

She goes to the bloodletting on Sunday.
They cut three times and she falls asleep.


By Ivana Rnjak

Monday, April 14, 2008

SUPERSTAR



Jorge from Castle Hill

TEETH LOVES STUFF

Issue one of the TEETH LOVES STUFF zine is available now. Email teethmag@gmail.com if you want to get your hands on a copy. Or if you live around Sydney, Melbourne or Wollongong, chances are you’ll find one lying around somewhere…

Issue one features: The Stray Assembly, The Wahas, The FolloW, Reefer Madness and more…

If you squint real well, you can read it on our Flickr.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

What Else Is New

Monday dawned warm and rainless. Buddy awoke early and shuffled about his room. He shifted a few papers. He packed his tin with grass and filled his gin flask. Then, with the relaxed calm one can only muster on such a pleasant day, Buddy lay back in his bed and considered the situation so subtly that in a few moments he was no longer thinking at all.

By Kylar Loussikian

Friday, April 11, 2008

SwiftLove

Swiftlove @ Candy's Apartment

Swiftlove @ Candy's Apartment

Swiftlove @ Candy's Apartment

SwiftLove is a new night of indie goodness at Candy’s Apartment, organised by Darren. The grand launch featured a fabulous line-up of up-and-coming Australian bands.

Only the Sea Slugs were on early, playing their final gig before taking a break to record an EP. Ballet Imperial followed, attracting a large crowd which involved a lot of “take it off” chants for the drummer. TEETH liked the sound and bought their EP which is rather very good, especially the haunting track ‘Imperia’. Up next was Tennis with a sound reminiscent of The Strokes, with additional vocals by the lead guitarist adding a nice, contrasting touch. And to wrap the night up, one of the most promising new Sydney bands, Lions at Your Door, played an up-beat set. Their line-up features the bassist from now-defunct band The Mares, and their energy is infectious.

It must also be mentioned that the music played in between bands featured some very good Australian artists including Dardanelles, The Wahas and teenagersintokyo. Overall, a fun night!

For party photos, visit
our Flickr.
For band photos, visit the photoset by ANNIE LY.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

TEETH, BITCH

Made by The Fetus
We are TEETH. We will take over the world.

TEETH is a project about all things that are awesome. It has no boundaries. We are revolutionary! Radical! Unconventional! Or perhaps we are just not very good at sticking to one thing. Whichever it is, this is TEETH and it is whatever we want it to be. TEETH is not about money making, it is about sharing ideas and music and love and drugs and words and art.

TEETH is based in Sydney. It is a collaboration between ANNIE LY and Ivana Stab; Steph is our Melbourne correspondent. All TEETH contributors are the awesomest kids in the world and we love them more than toothpaste. If you would like to contribute, email teethmag@gmail.com with your ideas.

Love and toothpaste,
TEETH